life in mokievision

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- I recently did some work on ad copy for a line of toys.* Next Christmas, you should expect to see me in the local toy store, laughing maniacally at my newfound power over the minds of the young and innocent.

- Just found out that the host of Adagio's webcast reviewing custom blends is apparently a well-known and much-travelled public speaker who appears all over yon webbish TV/*cast enterprises, especially tea-related ones. Oh, and he's a Mizzou student. Queue Cue conflicting feelings of, "Oh, hey, Columbia!" and "Oh, God, how old is he?"

- Somewhere along the way, I stopped spelling it 'cue' and started spelling it 'queue.' I don't know when or how to stop.

[On a queue, for a cue, on a queue, for a cue--I will remember this!]

- Current brief obsession under investigation: streaming music. What are the real differences between Pandora and Rdio and Last.fm and so forth? I will not rest until I find out! Or lose interest! [Done!]

- For those who haven't heard, from Time.com: Why Have Hackers Hit Russia's Most Popular Blogging Service?

Short answer: probably a politically-motivated attack to silence dissent. If you haven't been able to access Livejournal, this is why.

If you're feeling anxious and would like to back your journal up, you can do that, but bear in mind that it adds to the strain on the system and that LJ's probably not going anywhere. You might consider instead signing up for one of the alternate sites (read: LJ clones) until the dust settles--just update to the new site and, when LJ's back up, copy and/or crosspost. It's also a generally convenient way to mirror your journal so people in your particular hobby/interest-based community can keep up with you no matter what site they prefer.

As for the clones...

There's DeadJournal, which is the granddaddy of the clones and thus lacks some of the later LJ functionality (and accompanying glitches). I've had an account since LJ's 2001 growing pains, and never noticed any technical problems. I've noticed that the user base skews a little dark and gothy, and it's not really a hopping joint, so if you're looking for lots of Golden Girls fandom interaction, it might not be the ideal destination for you

There's InsaneJournal, which became fandom's favorite once the creator of GreatestJournal flipped everyone the bird and let it die. It could simply be growing pains, but IJ is very prone to technical troubles of its own, and if everyone rushes over when LJ's down you'll probably see that in action. If you're looking for active community action you'll find it, but if you're just looking to post something while LJ's down, you may want to look elsewhere.

There's Dreamwidth, the idealistic newcomer. They started out with some very specific goals and intentions (see the guiding principles and diversity statement), they've expanded with fandom and roleplayers in mind, and they've taken the open source part of LJ's code and done very interesting things with it--including things that LJ users have been dreaming of for years. (Hello, in-line cut expansion!) Unfortunately, things are still a little quiet at DW--its slice of fandom consists mostly of the serious discussion of issues folks (see the guiding principles and diversity statement?), while the icon-making squeefuls are happy enough camped out at IJ. You may not find the activity you're looking for.

In other words, pick your high school lunch buddy: the antisocial kid in black who doesn't mind loaning you a buck for the jello cup but won't keep up conversation, the comedian who's great for a laugh but will flake out on you at the drop of a hat, or the very reliable junior feminist who will tell you all about the new club she's starting to save marmosets. DJ and DW both require invite codes and I have some to share, because I was down with all the cliques in high school, donchaknow.**

Alternately, you could just update LJ via a client like Semagic, which can queue posts for later if LJ happens to be down. That's why it's magic!

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* No specifics. You never know where I'll strike.
** Well, not so much 'down with' as 'oblivious to.' Also, there were only about 2-300 kids in my entire high school.***
*** Yes, I was the flake. Still am, to tell the truth.

Poorly timed, thanks to the Gifford shooting, but if I can't mock Kevin Costner then the terrorists have won!

mokie: [in front of the television, seeking entertainment] "What is this?"

Mom: "Kevin Costner? 'Wyatt Earp.'"

Costner-as-Earp: [very, very slowly] "Nice mob you got here..."

Lynchmob Guy: [ridiculously unhurried for a man leading a mob] "We want Tommy O'Rourke!"

mokie: [fidgets]

Costner-as-Earp: [full of pregnant pausing of pregnant pauses] "Get set for disappointment, 'cause you're not gonna get him."

mokie: [checks clock]

Lynchmob Guy: "He killed one of my men."

Mom: [fidgets]

Costner-as-Earp: [from an era before caffeine] "He'll stand trial for that."

Lynchmob Guy: [oh God, can it get any slower?] "You arrogant son of a bitch. You think you can stop all of us?"

Everyone not in the movie: [fidgets]

Costner-as-Earp: "You boys can get me. That won't be any problem with all the guns you got here. But I'm taking [pointy gun] or one of you with me. Starting with you, Dick Gird. And you, McGee. Maybe you, too, Harvey."

mokie: "Oh please don't name everyone in the lynch mob."

Costner-as-Earp: "So if any of you want Tommy. [Was that a complete sentence?] And you want me. [Sweet Jesus, it says 'stop,' not 'park'!] Come up front with these brave men. We'll all go together."

mokie: "Really makes you appreciate the Malcolm Reynolds method of dealing with people."

Mom: "I was just thinking that myself."

(Mosey on up to 2:19, if it doesn't load there automatically.)