mokie: A tiny, sad cardboard robot walks in the rain (sad)
Poorly timed, thanks to the Gifford shooting, but if I can't mock Kevin Costner then the terrorists have won!

mokie: [in front of the television, seeking entertainment] "What is this?"

Mom: "Kevin Costner? 'Wyatt Earp.'"

Costner-as-Earp: [very, very slowly] "Nice mob you got here..."

Lynchmob Guy: [ridiculously unhurried for a man leading a mob] "We want Tommy O'Rourke!"

mokie: [fidgets]

Costner-as-Earp: [full of pregnant pausing of pregnant pauses] "Get set for disappointment, 'cause you're not gonna get him."

mokie: [checks clock]

Lynchmob Guy: "He killed one of my men."

Mom: [fidgets]

Costner-as-Earp: [from an era before caffeine] "He'll stand trial for that."

Lynchmob Guy: [oh God, can it get any slower?] "You arrogant son of a bitch. You think you can stop all of us?"

Everyone not in the movie: [fidgets]

Costner-as-Earp: "You boys can get me. That won't be any problem with all the guns you got here. But I'm taking [pointy gun] or one of you with me. Starting with you, Dick Gird. And you, McGee. Maybe you, too, Harvey."

mokie: "Oh please don't name everyone in the lynch mob."

Costner-as-Earp: "So if any of you want Tommy. [Was that a complete sentence?] And you want me. [Sweet Jesus, it says 'stop,' not 'park'!] Come up front with these brave men. We'll all go together."

mokie: "Really makes you appreciate the Malcolm Reynolds method of dealing with people."

Mom: "I was just thinking that myself."

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