Today is Eat Brussels Sprouts Day. I have Brussels sprouts. I will be eating them today. That is not something to celebrate.
It's also Child Labor Day, which sounds like the day all the chimney sweeps get to take off and go to the park, an image which is almost as wrong, in every sense of the word, as child labor itself.
It's also Mokie Finish That Work Day, but that's a terrible holiday, full of stress and tension headaches.
So I'm celebrating Inspire Your Heart with the Arts Day, because laying down on the floor with paper and crayons sounds like a fantastic idea right now.
It's also Child Labor Day, which sounds like the day all the chimney sweeps get to take off and go to the park, an image which is almost as wrong, in every sense of the word, as child labor itself.
It's also Mokie Finish That Work Day, but that's a terrible holiday, full of stress and tension headaches.
So I'm celebrating Inspire Your Heart with the Arts Day, because laying down on the floor with paper and crayons sounds like a fantastic idea right now.