Needed: a nasally inserted suction device
Saturday, 26 September 2009 01:43 pmMy head has turned into a barometer. I can feel rain on the way a day in advance, long before clouds or rain scent roll in. This makes for odd conversations in the early mornings. "Ow! It's going to rain. Also, I'm about to start my period. But not until later this evening, I think."
Yes, I can often pinpoint the day when I'm going to start bleeding, without consulting calendar. Catch me on that day and I can tell you exactly when the floodgates open. I am so in touch with my lady-bits that it disturbs even me. But I digress!
Outside, the sky is thundering, so the worst it should be over. Inside, I am arguing with my belly--it is saying, "Tonight, 2am!" and I am saying, "No, I have plans tomorrow!"
Bastard!
Yes, I can often pinpoint the day when I'm going to start bleeding, without consulting calendar. Catch me on that day and I can tell you exactly when the floodgates open. I am so in touch with my lady-bits that it disturbs even me. But I digress!
Outside, the sky is thundering, so the worst it should be over. Inside, I am arguing with my belly--it is saying, "Tonight, 2am!" and I am saying, "No, I have plans tomorrow!"
Bastard!