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Stuff posted today at Twitter, because I'm too disorganized to post it here:

• Watching "The Lake House" and thinking Keanur should only ever be work with Sandra Bullock. Also, that I need to find the remote.
• Eyjafjallajökull, pronounced Ay-ava-lavik? I think Iceland's messing with us.
• Day 2 of homemade deodorant test: still unstinky, skin's smooth and unitchy, underarm hair is soft and manageable!
• Idea: primer bomb. Set cannister in floor, pull pin, leave room. PFOOM! and wait for primer to dry.
• Good article, bad comments, about food deserts and a new co-op in #STL. bit.ly/baxD11 (via @patricialicious)
• You can tell who's never been carless; they're the first to scoff at others' transportation woes.
• Every time I reach up to block a sneeze, I smell the last soap I worked tonight--bitter orange & orchid. Achoo! Mmm. Achoo! Mmm.
• John Ritter's loveable space that needs your face: bit.ly/9ldYzO
• HGTV Dream House/Green House: taunting you with prizes you wouldn't be able to afford to keep anyway!
• Thanks to Dave Chappelle, every time I see Lil Jon on TV, I expect sociopolitical commentary.
• Started to say to someone, "White people love Dave Chappelle because," and realized it came with its own punchline.
• Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central. When does she stop yelling "HEY! THERE'S A BLACK GUY! AND A FAG!" at the audience and, y'know, get funny?
• Yelling racial slurs at strangers is comedy. All this time I've been taking the Tea Party seriously!
• Host of Animal Planet's "River Monsters" sounds just like Garth Marenghi. Right now he's hunting pirahna in his dark place...
• ATTN Downtown #STL: you already HAVE a farmer's market. Maybe you haven't heard of it--Soulard?

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