Live from Twitter!
Friday, 2 April 2010 05:00 pmStuff posted today at Twitter, because I'm too disorganized to post it here:
- Neighbor's got a bad bug prob, thanks to previous tenants; I told landlord 3x now I don't. To him, this means I'M the problem. #FML
- Lucid dreaming exercises are fine till you find yourself hoping that you really are awake and on the toilet.
- Who decided Chichen Itza would be a fab place to stage concerts? Do big-ass pyramids have great acoustics?
- Mirena ads in summary: "I bet you wish you'd used birth control earlier. Oh, two's more than plenty."
- I still think the Casino Queen's "loosest slots in America" ads are highly misleading.
- Had to check the expiration date on the mustard after it rattled: 22 Nov 2007! But I had some on a hot dog a few months ago...ew.
- Questioning the pope's involvement in an abuse scandal is just like two millennia of systematic racial violence. #fb
- I'd suggest following @jesus, but I'm no evangelist. #ff
- Poking folks with sharp metal, very Easter. RT @olympiafencing: Nothing says "Happy #Easter" like registering for a #fencing class.
- Ornamental pear trees in flower stink like fish. Happy Easter!