Live from Twitter!
Monday, 8 March 2010 05:01 pmStuff posted today at Twitter, because I'm too disorganized to post it here:
- The Oscars are much more entertaining on 'mute'.
- Tina Fey and Robert Downey Jr should be on screen together more often.
- And now, Molly Ringwald and Matthew Broderick, presenting for Best Actress from 1987.
- Macauley Culkin's been made an honorary member of the Brat Pack. Little do they know he will soon be their king.
- Modern teenagers: not impressed by Brat Pack. Waiting on sparklypires. Your uppance shall come, Kristen Stewart!
- I wondered who the hell that was... RT @justwannawrite: When did Judd Nelson turn into Ringo Starr?
- Uh-oh, Ben Stiller's off his meds again.
- Wait, did they switch to a completely different award show?
- Chose the wrong moment to come back with food.
- They include "Twilight" but not "Phantasm"? WTF, Oscar?
- "In My Life" doesn't work very well with a memorial piece. "Some are dead and some are living" - not quite, Jim.
- "Some are the living dead" would have been more fitting lyrically, but more so had Zombieland won.
- It's about damn time Solid Gold made a comeback.
- This year's Oscars are being simulcast in Interpretive Dance, and Spanish.
- This is the longest Gap commercial ever.
- Happy Town ad makes me want to watch American Gothic. #someonesatthedoor
- If this goes on much longer, he won't be the only one. RT @pftompkins: There is no way Clooney's not drunk.
- And in the documentary class, dolphins trump minority children. Look at those triumphant white folks!
- For anyone who missed Tyler Perry's fun with cameras: bit.ly/bQ6Et1
- All nominees on stage = finally, Oscar Deathmatch. She who prevails wins the Oscar!
- Oh yes, let's stop and stoke the male egos. Hollywood doesn't do enough of that.
- Morgan Freeman is pissed. Everyone else got chicks. But, hey, it WAS the Shawshank Redemption...
- I think we all need to leave the room and give these folks a moment alone.
- Where's Keanu? We need a 'dude' joke!
- Human slingshot Hyundai commercial makes me think there's a much, much faster way to dispense next year's Oscars.
- Oprah could end this show now, if she wanted. She has the power. Alas, she moves in mysterious ways.
- RT @factualfiction: Oprah's on...Did I fall asleep? - Is it 4pm?
- Sandy Buttocks just won an Academy Award. She'll put it on the mantle next to her Razzie.
- Best speech of the evening: Mo'Nique. Runner-up: Sandra Bullock.
- Thought balloon over Tom Hanks' head: "Fucking hell, can we go home yet?"
- ABC's threatening us with more Oscar talk tomorrow morning. I thought this was like that night in high school that we never speak of after?