Posted at Twitter, because it's really too short to post here...
- Every few weeks I'm up early and "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is all that's on. It's like a flipbook of his slide toward douchebaggery.
- I wasn't cool enough to watch Growing Pains in the '80s. Every time I read that Andrew Koenig is missing, I worry about Chekov.
- I know. I'm a terrible person. You don't have to tell me. The craving for puppies kinda clued me in.
- Now on TLC: the Duggars have so many kids they threw them out of a plane. So they DO believe in survival of the fittest!
- Suddenly everybody's got rules for writers. Like having an audience and panel of judges in the john. Just shut up and write already!