Posted at Twitter, because it's really too short to post here...
- Damn you, Slay! I WILL have my Churcharoni! RT @MayorSlay: If you build it without a permit, it is not our fault that you have to redo it.
- Murderous professor also investigated in brother's death and mailed pipe bombs. I bet her classes were really interesting.
- Dear cousins and classmates on Facebook: sure, your kids can add me. Be ready when they ask you hard questions about anal sex.
- Happy President's Day! Don't like this one? Think of one you did, and remember that he was equally despised by someone else.