Posted at Twitter, because it's really too short to post here...
- Hollywood tells me that every time I hear a bell, a zombie drags a soul to Hell. I'm getting you all new deadbolts for Christmas.
- Shopping: 0% done. I'll just start the unpleasant family fight early and escape when people sneak out.
- "You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight." I've been doing it wrong for 25 years. tinyurl.com/yclx3hs
- "Legion" commercial with old lady traumatized me. Makes me miss my own Gran.