Dear Cat: it's going to be a long day...
Dear Cat:
It's rabbit poop, not a toy. Leave it in the litter box.
Yours Truly,
Tired of Sweeping.
Dear Cat:
I saw you knock over the dustpan and wallow--yes, wallow--in the rabbit poop. You want to act like a dog, you're going to be bathed like a dog.
Sincerely,
Grossed Out
Dear Cat:
Know that thing where you fill three litterboxes in two days, including the Jumbo? What the hell are you eating when I'm not watching you? You're not even a year old! Are you half bear or something?
Seriously,
Researching Toilet Training for Cats
Ming may be walking proof that the Devil invented cats, but Murphy is a dog in a cat's body.
It's rabbit poop, not a toy. Leave it in the litter box.
Yours Truly,
Tired of Sweeping.
Dear Cat:
I saw you knock over the dustpan and wallow--yes, wallow--in the rabbit poop. You want to act like a dog, you're going to be bathed like a dog.
Sincerely,
Grossed Out
Dear Cat:
Know that thing where you fill three litterboxes in two days, including the Jumbo? What the hell are you eating when I'm not watching you? You're not even a year old! Are you half bear or something?
Seriously,
Researching Toilet Training for Cats
Ming may be walking proof that the Devil invented cats, but Murphy is a dog in a cat's body.