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Did that Yoplait commercial say "Get rid of the whore"?
That's three times now I've tried to read Catcher in the Rye and it's damn near put me into a coma. To hell with it, and its hype.
And yet the Assassination Stand on my front lawn never took off. RT @QuantumGood: To Grow a Company, You Need to be Good at Killing Things
Just coz you share the same gender/color/political affiliation, it doesn't mean they'll agree with you on every issue. Kudos, Mr. Brown.
Please RT: Info about Andrew Koenig, missing 1 week? PLEASE call Vancouver authorities @ 604-717-2967 or 604-717-2534. Case #202029519
Gave up rent for lent. Can't wait for eschatological chat with landlord! (Right word for when he calls 'bullshit', isn't it?)
Apparently there's a schism in the St. Louis diocese of the Church of Burger. (I believe in the trinity of ketchup, mayo and pickle.)
The National Enquirer is up for a Pulitzer. @stltoday, can you get back to proper investigative reporting now?
Why do Republicans hate poor women? PP more often provides screening and health care than abortions. bit.ly/9vzyyQ
Flame retardant goats! "We aren't going to kill, eat, or even film the lovely goats. They're here for fire prevention." (via @donttrythis)
Wait, our genitals need names of power now? I know @james_gunn and his pocket pistol are covered, but what about the rest of us?

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oh man, I LOATHED Catcher in the Rye when I had to read it. I never understood why people even liked it. Holden was a whiny bitch.

Holy fuck, yes. I just want to hit him with a baseball bat, and that was when I'd barely cracked the book.

I also don't get how this oh so revolutionary opening is so impressive. Maybe it's an era-specific thing, maybe you had to be there, but I wasn't and it just reads like a brat to me.

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