Dear Hollywood: stop doing this

Lost:
It's purgatory.
"Uh, no, no, it's not!"
Yes, yes it was.
"HA! Yes it was! We fooled you!"
No, you didn't.
"We're so clever!"
No, you're not.

How I Met Your Mother:
It's Robin.
"Uh, no, no, it's not!"
Yes, yes it was.
"HA! Yes it was! We fooled you!"
No, you didn't.
"We're so clever!"
No, you're not.

Star Trek: Into Darkness:
It's Khan.
"Uh, no, no, it's not!"
Yes, yes it was.
"HA! Yes it was! We fooled you!"
No, you didn't.
"We're so clever!"
No, you're not.

It was annoying when that twerp in first grade did it, it's annoying when Hollywood still does it.

Holiday o' the day: Ditch New Year's Resolutions Day!

Today's holiday is Ditch New Year's Resolutions Day, because after two weeks of discipline, we're all just tired and want a doughnut.

Except I'm tired all the time, so I came ready. Between my wonky schedule and the current bootyload of work, I've only had time to squirrel holidays away in text files to be uploaded "in a few minutes" (read: days later! weeks!) anyway.

So I'll be keeping my resolution to celebrate a holiday everyday, thank you very much, and skipping this holid...

Aw, crap.