Holiday o' the day: Ditch New Year's Resolutions Day!
Today's holiday is Ditch New Year's Resolutions Day, because after two weeks of discipline, we're all just tired and want a doughnut.
Except I'm tired all the time, so I came ready. Between my wonky schedule and the current bootyload of work, I've only had time to squirrel holidays away in text files to be uploaded "in a few minutes" (read: days later! weeks!) anyway.
So I'll be keeping my resolution to celebrate a holiday everyday, thank you very much, and skipping this holid...
Aw, crap.
Except I'm tired all the time, so I came ready. Between my wonky schedule and the current bootyload of work, I've only had time to squirrel holidays away in text files to be uploaded "in a few minutes" (read: days later! weeks!) anyway.
So I'll be keeping my resolution to celebrate a holiday everyday, thank you very much, and skipping this holid...
Aw, crap.