If it rained, would we notice?

The humidity here in St. Louis is currently at 90%, meaning we have officially crossed the line between 'humid' and 'underwater'.

I take my holidays seriously!

Halloween decorations hit the stores in August. Christmas decorations are out by October. Sweet and innocent Easter decorations are on the shelves before raunchy red Valentines Day tchotchkes have left them. But where, I ask you, are the Shark Week decorations?

That's racist, America.

“If I had to choose between being eaten by a shark and having my heart broken again, I’d rather get eaten by the shark—because at least I’d know that shark actually wanted me.” (Sean Patton)