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Entry tags:
- apocalypse wow!,
- aw hell no,
- doom!,
- eeevil,
- internet tour guide,
- it's weatherish out there,
- lolitics,
- my fellow earthicans,
- my god it's full of lol,
- omgwtfzombiebbq,
- perfectly cromulent,
- raised by wolves,
- rawr!,
- salute some shorts,
- shaking my tiny fists,
- tea and blasphemy,
- the internet will know what to do,
- this is my design,
- two lincolns for every napoleon,
- wheel of morality turn turn turn,
- when i rule the world,
- wild thingdom
And no more ice for our Starbucks shakes!
The climate is changing, and the important issue isn't whether this change has been caused by man or is merely influenced by human activities.
No, friends. The issue is how do we save the coffee?
Or the Rage virus pandemic, because I will surely beat someone to death without coffee.
No, friends. The issue is how do we save the coffee?
Running Arabica’s chances against three emission scenarios, over three timescales (2020, 2050 and 2080), and with a geographical resolution of 1 Km for the plant’s Ethiopian homeland, the models “showed a profoundly negative influence on the number and extent of wild Arabica populations”, Kew says. (Richard Chirgwin, "Coffee next on climate chopping-block: The looming ARABICA APOCALYPSE," The Register 10 November 2012)This is how the zombie apocalypse starts.
Or the Rage virus pandemic, because I will surely beat someone to death without coffee.