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Stuff posted today at Twitter, because I'm too disorganized to post it here:

Dammit. I could deal with my hair's 'fro phase, and the tentacle phase, but I can't work with this Hillary Clinton phase.
St. Patrick soap went a little more Swamp Thing. Said hell with it and am now transforming it into lavendar-scented zombie soap.
(It works.) RT @funnyordie: Bored? Just whistle the Jurassic Park theme & pretend you're a Pterodactyl by flapping your arms.
Tonight, baby. RT @stevehuff: One day, as God is my witness, I WILL find a legitimate reason to speak the words, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN."
Lavendar-scented zombie soap is sitting on the kitchen counter, giving my house that new baby smell and making my ovaries twitch.
Ginger Roger's visible pantyline is driving me mad.

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