Holiday o' the day: Ignore Your Phone Day
Yeah, yeah, I know - today is Valentine's Day. It is also, I hear, the 139th anniversary of the invention of the telephone. But without a current sweetie, none of those mean much, do they?
So lo, I declare today Ignore Your Phone Day, a day on which to make a big fuss of turning off your phone and putting it in a drawer so it doesn't disturb you while you kick back and enjoy some Netflix - even if you know it won't actually be ringing anyway.
I say enjoy your sour grapes - until midnight, and then zip down to the drugstore and enjoy your heavily discounted chocolate. Nom!
So lo, I declare today Ignore Your Phone Day, a day on which to make a big fuss of turning off your phone and putting it in a drawer so it doesn't disturb you while you kick back and enjoy some Netflix - even if you know it won't actually be ringing anyway.
I say enjoy your sour grapes - until midnight, and then zip down to the drugstore and enjoy your heavily discounted chocolate. Nom!