Holiday o' the day: Penguin Awareness Day
Perfect timing for this, the second day of Gothivale! Because of course penguins are goth.
#1. They're monochrome...
#2. ...with the occasional bit of outlandish and colorful head plumage.
#3. They live in the only place on Earth colder than the human soul...
#4. ...and which is as far from the hell that is society as a portly little sea bird can get.
#5. As flightless aquatic birds, zoos frequently try to make them bird-up with the other avians or else get aquatic with the fish already. No acceptance of their unique subculture.
#6. Speaking of birds, you think they don't see how the bastards look at them? Fuck them and their functional wings. Conformists.
#7. Have you seen them dance? They wobble. GOTH.
To make sure I am thoroughly aware of penguins, I will be watching Batman Returns, which combines Tim Burton, the Penguin, a latex cat-suit, and lots of penguins with candy-striped rockets strapped to their backs. I am aware as fuck of armed penguins.
#1. They're monochrome...
#2. ...with the occasional bit of outlandish and colorful head plumage.
#3. They live in the only place on Earth colder than the human soul...
#4. ...and which is as far from the hell that is society as a portly little sea bird can get.
#5. As flightless aquatic birds, zoos frequently try to make them bird-up with the other avians or else get aquatic with the fish already. No acceptance of their unique subculture.
#6. Speaking of birds, you think they don't see how the bastards look at them? Fuck them and their functional wings. Conformists.
#7. Have you seen them dance? They wobble. GOTH.
To make sure I am thoroughly aware of penguins, I will be watching Batman Returns, which combines Tim Burton, the Penguin, a latex cat-suit, and lots of penguins with candy-striped rockets strapped to their backs. I am aware as fuck of armed penguins.