Twitter!
Posted at Twitter, because it's really too short to post here...
- If your hands itch, it means you're coming into money. If your feet itch, fungus. Bah, stupid superstitions.
- Wow, lotta poop jokes today. Should call it #fecesfriday instead.
- Hrm. She's so vain, she thinks we care who the song's about...
- Things I have learned from America's Next Top Model: Janice Dickinson may strike at any moment. #antm
- South America is doing one long shimmy. 51 big-ass aftershocks and counting?