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Posted at Twitter, because it's really too short to post here...
- Lib wigs: "That's it! I'm leaving the US for Canada!" Con wigs: "That's it! I'm kicking all'a you out of the US!"
- Watching "Fight Club." Suspect fogeys who recoiled in '99 would join Project Mayhem now.
- Sick bunny beneath the bed coughing. Resisting urge to put Robitussin in water dish.
- Dear Sen. Cunningham: a woman's medical history is none of your business. bit.ly/bOFypm (via @stltoday)
- Again? HULLO AUTHORS: you did not invent wizards. RT @huffingtonpost: Harry Potter Author Named In Plagiarism Lawsuit bit.ly/cLRFHK
- I don't need to know about Tiger Woods' or John Mayer's genitalia, thank you.