Don't cross the media streams!

JD Salinger and Zelda Rubenstein have both gone into the light. If you try to rip off Catcher in the Rye now, your closet will eat you.

Twitter!

Posted at Twitter, because it's really too short to post here...

• Watching the State of the Union address. First politician I see tweeting instead of listening gets a stern lecture. Twecture? #SOTU
• tweetcongress.org/
• Dear Democrats: sit down, shut up and listen. He's chastising you too, you divisive idiots. #SOTU
• I have a problem with this idea that, if you're not an American, you have no rights. Isn't that why we rebelled? Aren't we better than that?
• Justice isn't denied when a suspect is given legal representation; it's guaranteed. We ensure that history knows we acted in good faith.
• I fess up: Russ Carnahan's on the local news, and before they showed his name I thought, "Chris Isaak is a politician now?"
• Dear @History_DAILY and @Discovery: the Amityville Horror is admitted hoax. Please inform would-be ghost hunter shows of this.
• Also, please stop showing would-be ghost hunter shows and get back to history and (real) science, as per your themes.
• No, Zelda! Don't go into the light! RIP, Ms Rubenstein.

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