The Great Malaysian Foodie Conspiracy Theory

vampyrichamster: I swear, Mokie. Any Google search I do will inevitably turn up a Malaysian foodie blog, even when I'm not searching for food. When I am searching for food, it deluges me with Malaysian foodies.

mokie: Any time I look for food, Malaysian foodies, right there. Your people, why do they not OWN the Food Network yet?

vampyrichamster: I don't know! It's like we should pool our resources together like some great big hamster tunnel system, and take over the-- that's what we're already doing to the Internetz!

In five years, Internet people, when you're cooking your masak lemak, I want you to stop and remember this moment.