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Posted at Twitter, because it's really too short to post here...
- If I make a pact with the Devil, can we kick out Pat Robertson and his ilk?
- Think we need to mail sex and chocolate to Jimmy Kimmel. Remember the air holes this time.
- Whatever happened to Craig Kilborn? TV is not kind to giant men with flippy red hair.
- "Even if I owned a TV, I wouldn't care about this" = "Self-righteous twat, coming through!"
- I didn't think I needed to know about Jennifer Love Hewitt's bedazzled vagina. Thank you for correcting me, Media!
- I love arts & crafts time at church. RT @MeesterNick: TODAY I'LL BE MAKING A MASK OUT OF A PSYCHOPATH'S FACE.
- Probably wouldn't be the strangest thing I've made in a church rec room, really. I have nightmares about felt and dried beans.
- Foggy morning ahead. If I dress now, I can be outside hiding and screaming before the kids come out to wait for the bus!
- Fox 2 needs a new segment: "Where the Hell is Tim Ezell?" Where he finally gets to travel the globe reporting on real news...
- ...but everyone acts like it's schtick. "Oh look! Tim is in Cuba! What craziness will he bring today?" THE NEWS, YOU BASTARDS!
- Boycotting a local AM station's twitter feed to protest Rush Limbaugh's idiocy is the 2nd most stupid thing I've heard yet today. #STL