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- Eating fried chicken, watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Whee!
- Aldi: smaller selection, big savings, inedible meats.
- Sending this tweet by carrier pigeon. Eat upon arrival.
- I don't have pets. I have emergency meals.
- Sorry, comediennes! You can't force the gays to embrace you as an icon.
- Why the hell does everyone on the Food Network make french toast in competitions? It's kid brekkie fare.
- Why don't Whedon fans go nuts over "Roseanne"? He worked on it, and it's like "Firefly" with fat people and debt.
- I want to start a pledge drive to get Megan Mullallally out of margarine commercials and back in sitcoms.
- Twitter is going to make disemvowelling in blog comments worthless.
- Can't sleep, Congress will eat me.
- Track #1: Def Leppard "Pyromania" #dsmmixtape
- I remember when MTV played videos and Oxygen was pro-woman...
- #cablefogey